A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3582 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:25:09 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3583/t/classic-example-of-not-thinking-before-you-speak-.html What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3583 Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:57:43 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3584/t/Looking-for-a-fun-game-.html Click here to join us.

~CrazyButThatsHowItGoes wants your blood. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (CrazyButThatsHowItGoes) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3584 Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:17:55 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3585/t/Curtain-Rods.html
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (BonnieJean) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3585 Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:36:22 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3586/t/Summer-classes-for-men-.html
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, June 29, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
! Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3586 Sat, 12 Aug 2006 19:41:35 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3587/t/Distinctly-crude-humour.html feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3587 Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:25:06 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3589/t/The-good-wife-.html There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to parting with it.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3589 Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:07:42 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3590/t/Guys-never-win-.html
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3590 Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:32:31 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3591/t/Bear-hunting.html Bob was excited about his new .308 rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3591 Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:40:04 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3592/t/Leave-it-to-a-Man-.html
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find
her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (BonnieJean) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3592 Fri, 07 Jul 2006 13:25:00 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3588/t/YOU-KNOW-YOU-ARE-LIVING-IN-2006.html
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your excuse for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3588 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:40:35 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3593/t/Childish-humour.html

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3593 Wed, 31 May 2006 11:40:04 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3595/t/Corporate-life-lessions.html A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3595 Tue, 23 May 2006 06:05:34 GMT http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3594/t/chicken-horror-movie.html

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

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feeds@yuku.com (Solitaire2001) http://lilithslairmessageforums.yuku.com/topic/3596 Tue, 16 May 2006 07:09:13 GMT